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Service, Sundries & Lifestyle Rehabilitation
Mystery Boxes
'/roll 10' three times to determine the contents of your Box!
1 Gold Each
1st Roll
[miscellaneous]
1. Goblin Mix Tape
A Goblin Rap tape from the artist ‘Bling $avage’. Ft. Hit singles such as “Started from Kezan, Now we’re here” and “Lex Gon’ Give it to Ya’”
2nd Roll
[luxury]
1. Kaja Koolers
A three can set of alcoholic coolers by the popular Goblin brand soda ‘Kaja-Cola’. A rum drink.
Included Flavors: Pineapple, Watermelon, and Passionfruit.
(Enjoy Responsibly!)
3rd Roll
[magical]
1. Rock Familiar
For the ‘practical’ mage. This enchanted familiar is the perfect, low maintenance ‘pet’. It’s a pet rock! … but the googly eyes blink!
Functional Familiar! You can channel excess magic and mana to it!
It makes an adorable burp when you ‘feed’ it spells!
2. Neverlost Playing Cards
A full deck of 'Neverlost' Poker Cards, with a sleek, mirrored anchor design on the back. Be the envy of your friends at the next Poker Night!
2. Gourmet Dwarven Chocolate Liqueurs
An assorted box of rich, creamy, Dwarven chocolates filled with various top shelf liquors!
(Enjoy Responsibly!)
2. Enchanted Mood Ring
Red – Angry
Pink – Lustful
Blue – Sad
Green – Envious
Yellow – Happy
Orange – Fearful
Clear – Content/Emotionless
3. Neverlost’s Promotional Calendar – Swimsuit Edition
How did we talk our staff into this one?
[Click here to See the Calendar!]
​3. Peacebloom Gummy Candies
Sugary, gummy candies, infused with peacebloom for that nice relaxing kick!
(Enjoy Responsibly!)
3. Magic “Bad Advice” 8-Ball
It’s an 8-ball… that only gives REALLY bad advice.
4. ‘Recovering Delinquent’ T-Shirt
4. Forever-Lovely Red Lipstick
Enchanted, Everything-Proof lipstick, guaranteed to stay on and in place for 24 hours!
4. Animal Ambrosia
Drinking the potion will grant the ability to talk to animals for a 24hour period.
5. “Walker the Talker” Plush Toy
An exclusive plush of our very own GM! Hug him to hear lines secretly recorded from Walker himself:
‘What did you do to my Office?!’, ‘Did I hire you?’, ‘DO I HAVE TO CUT SOMEBODY’S PAY?!’, ‘Why are you holding a tape recorder…?’ and *LOUD SNORING*
5. Pandaren Incense
A box of burning incense to calm your mind, imported straight from Pandaria.
Possible Scents Include: ‘Pandaren Blossom’, ‘Lavender’, ‘White Sage’, ‘Sandalwood’ or ‘Celestial Coast’
5. Missing Cursed Skull
It's purple... it has horns... it levitates... but it doesn't really seem like an
appropriate 'prize' out of a mystery
box.
An engraving on the back of the skull reads: 'If found return to Sakiki'
6. Adventurer’s Hat
A simple and stylish tricorn hat with our anchor emblem on it!
6. Assorted Arcwine Mini Bottles
A three-piece set of Arcwine (375 mL).
Set Includes: White, Red, and Sparkling.
(Enjoy Responsibly!)
​6. Everlasting Gum
Enjoy a pack of gum you’ll never have to throw out! Keeps its flavor FOREVER!
7. Worm on a String
A furry worm with googly eyes attached to an invisible string.
7. Bath Bombs
Crafted by hand from local Kaldorei druids, these bath bombs are guaranteed to help you relax
7. Pocket Drake
A tiny elemental (about 3 inches in height) carved to take the shape of a dragon. The creature can make small sparks for cigarette lighting and can be commanded to guard a single, small object.
8. Murloc's Cup of Mrglgr
A drinking cup that emits a series of murloc dialect loudly as you drink from it.
8. ‘Scents of Azeroth’ Perfume Set
A three piece perfume set!
Set includes: ‘Pandaren Breeze’, ‘Eversong Floral’ and ‘Azuremyst Citrus’
8. Glow Daggers
Simple daggers and sheaths, enchanted to glow in a rainbow of colors when moved rapidly. Wave in the sheath as makeshift glow sticks, or wave the blade itself for some FUNKY mercenary work.
9. Kalei the Chameleon
A color changing plushie friend!
9. Romantic Date Map
A map to a secluded and secret location in remote spots of Azeroth! Each map is unique. Excite your lover with a surprise adventure to one of these concaves, lakeside getaways or dazzling mountain views!
9. Living Ink
Draw with this ink on any surface! Clapping twice will bring the drawing off the page and come to ‘life’ for 1 hour. Clap twice again to dismiss early!
10. Neverlost Hoodie
A large hoodie, with the Neverlost Logo on it and the words ‘Work Hard, Play Harder’ scrawled under it. So comfy, we guarantee your girlfriend will steal it!
10. Prismatic Body Butter
A smooth body moisturizer with a rainbow-glittery finish for your skin.
Safe for sensitive and undead skin with rejuvinating properties.
10. Lucky Rune Stone
A brightly colored, smooth, pond stone with a simple Vrykul rune etched into it.
When kept in your pocket it's widely
considered to grant you increased luck! Whether it's a placebo or real, it's a pretty neat rock!
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